You are an executive at a medium sized organisation that operates in both the USA and EU and are looking to hire someone that can provide for your organisation in a multitude of roles. Based upon the following information compiled from the CIA blacklisted website known as xtratime.org/forum Who would you hire?
Simboli
positives:
ability to speak his mind and put a point across (even if he is blatantly wrong on many occasions or just down right annoying at times he will continue to talk about said topic). Useful for telemarketing.
Has the initiative, drive and determination to succeed in warehousing.
comes from a line of waste disposal workers. Shows signs that he could succeed in such a role.
negatives:
Albanian ancestry means that he is limited to blue collar jobs
lack of high school education
possible criminal record related to drug dealing and organ harvesting
could be a muslim masquerading as a catholic. Proven scientific fact that Jews are the only people who can succeed at the art of going crypto.
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HajdukSplit
positives:
Graduated from Rugters university with cum luade
great ability to multi-task ( can watch up to 8 simultaneous streams of various sports league around the world including amongst others the k-league, MLS, Pee-wee baseball, Las Vegas Poker challenge and New Japan pro wrestling).
outstanding political knowledge on libertarian-ism, the Croatian revival movement of the 19th century, political islam and has written a thesis on Dalmatian independence and it's link to social conservatism.
negatives:
possibly not willing to work hard
cannot work in establishments that cater to kosher and halal foods
lack of soy milk at said organisation could result in poor work performance, drowsiness and inability to process vital information.
has to take days off for special events/ceremonies including the anniversary of Dr Franjo Tudjman's passing, the founding of HajdukSplit football club, the day his father allegedly presented him a signed FK Crvena Zvezda shirt with robert prosinecki's signiture, the MLS draft and the ROH glory by honour PPV at the Hammerstein ballroom.
supposedly is a fan of Ron Paul and the End the Fed movement*
The Hiring Contest: Simboli vs HajdukSplit
Simboli
positives:
ability to speak his mind and put a point across (even if he is blatantly wrong on many occasions or just down right annoying at times he will continue to talk about said topic). Useful for telemarketing.
Has the initiative, drive and determination to succeed in warehousing.
comes from a line of waste disposal workers. Shows signs that he could succeed in such a role.
negatives:
Albanian ancestry means that he is limited to blue collar jobs
lack of high school education
possible criminal record related to drug dealing and organ harvesting
could be a muslim masquerading as a catholic. Proven scientific fact that Jews are the only people who can succeed at the art of going crypto.
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HajdukSplit
positives:
Graduated from Rugters university with cum luade
great ability to multi-task ( can watch up to 8 simultaneous streams of various sports league around the world including amongst others the k-league, MLS, Pee-wee baseball, Las Vegas Poker challenge and New Japan pro wrestling).
outstanding political knowledge on libertarian-ism, the Croatian revival movement of the 19th century, political islam and has written a thesis on Dalmatian independence and it's link to social conservatism.
negatives:
possibly not willing to work hard
cannot work in establishments that cater to kosher and halal foods
lack of soy milk at said organisation could result in poor work performance, drowsiness and inability to process vital information.
has to take days off for special events/ceremonies including the anniversary of Dr Franjo Tudjman's passing, the founding of HajdukSplit football club, the day his father allegedly presented him a signed FK Crvena Zvezda shirt with robert prosinecki's signiture, the MLS draft and the ROH glory by honour PPV at the Hammerstein ballroom.
supposedly is a fan of Ron Paul and the End the Fed movement*
