WWE Poem Contest

My official submission to the WWE Poem Contest is as follows:

We are Croatia, you know
For the bible tells you so...
Kajoo riding on his bike
Is a precondition's spike

****en Putin, on a horse
Suho messin' with his whores
Above you, hawks are contorting
All the facts we are distorting

Szovkap, jews and MTK
Niedo now long gone away
But now Kony's in offense
Dima's laughing off his pants

While Tallinn and Tirana,
Will result in quite a ban-a
Underwater checkher's out
'lone forever, it's a drought

All away the Pad is punning
He seems rather such a cunning
Linguist, and because potato
Also, quite, master debater


Hagi, straight as the Transfăg
Serbia lost within a fog
But world champions you see
Their A team will surely be


Please submit your poems.

WWE Poem Contest